Time for a little levity...I got this from the Koocanusa News which we find around town on restaurant tables, grocery stands, etc. It's a free flyer full of fun facts and stories. Being a former resident of Washington State, #47 is my favorite cause it is oh so true. WARNING: You are about to enter a politically incorrect zone.....
- Alabama: Hell, Yes...We Have Electricity.
- Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong.
- Arizona: It's A Dry Heat.
- Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everythang.
- California: Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
- Colorado: Don't Ski? Don't Bother.
- Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Smaller.
- Delaware: We Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
- Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
- Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
- Hawaii: Welcome Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money.
- Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Good.
- Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce The "S".
- Indiana: 2 Billion Years and Tidal Wave Free.
- Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
- Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States.
- Kentucky: Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names.
- Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos.
- Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
- Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It!
- Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's.
- Michigan: First Line of Defense From The Canadians.
- Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10 Zillion Mosquitos.
- Mississippi: Come Visit and Feel Better About Your State.
- Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
- Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Honest Elections.
- Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
- Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
- New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone.
- New Jersey: I Got Yer ##S%##! Motto Right Here!
- New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
- New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, But No Right To Self Defense.
- North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
- North Dakota: We Really Are One of the Fifty States!
- Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan.
- Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing.
- Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner.
- Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.
- Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island.
- South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet!
- South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota.
- Tennessee: Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
- Texas:Se Habla Ingles.
- Utah: Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus.
- Vermont: Too Liberal for the Kennedys.
- Virginia: Where Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Mix.
- Washington: Our Governor Can Out-Fraud Your Governor.
- West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
- Wisconsin: Come Cut the Cheese!
- Wyoming: Where Men Are Men and the Sheep Are Scared.